how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
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You know what’s worse than slow internet?
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I love this so much
this my new favourite picture.
omfg i miss this show so much, there are rumours going round that there will be a Friends Reunion, this better be true
please let it be true.
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a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
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- me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
- me at home:
i have so much homework
what movie should i watch
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“are you on your period”
why yes, i am bleeding today
would you like to join me
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